That First Night Out

Cat, waiting in the hallway after me returning home late after a first evening out for several months:

Cat: Where you think YOU’VE been young man?

Me: Aw, did you miss me?

Cat: Got any grub?

(Gives cat large bowl of Whiskas)

Cat: chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp…

Me: Was that nice then?

Cat: Meow…got anything else?

Me: How about some tuna? (serves fishy treat)

Cat: chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp…

Me: How was that?

:Cat: Bye

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