Psychology: How a Woman’s Mind Works

How a woman’s mind works.

Have you ever wondered how the female brain functions? Study the below carefully – it’s finally explained here in one simple and easy-to-understand illustration.

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about a task that needs to be carried out, a decision that needs to be made or a problem that needs concluding. Apparently men have only two balls which it is said take up most of their thoughts.
For further information about this once-baffling subject please read on…

For the gentlemen reading this, please consider the below. A daunting list maybe but the ladies are worth it aren’t they? What’s that you say? You’d like some time to think about that? Here we go…

A beginner’s list in what a man needs to be to make a woman happy:

1. A friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

Most important – please don’t forget to:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

Reminder: you must also:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

The following is imperative:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Nobody ever said it was going to be easy…


37 thoughts on “Psychology: How a Woman’s Mind Works”

  3. on a whim i typed the phrase london in the springtime and came across your blog… and saw this. Good one!!! Keep writing.

  5. Found this while loking for inverewew gardens, Very witty, you have a very inquiring mind, Yes Robins Hood Bay is a gem. Write on.

  6. Thanks Jan.

    If you haven’t already, I’d really recommend a visit to Inverewe Gardens, it’s an absolute delight!

    Take care.

  7. I can’t seem to ever make a woman happy no matter what i do i am never perfect or good enough. even if i gave her the shirt off my back.

  9. Peter, we are definitely not looking for perfection. Hell no, it would be way too hard to keep up with. All we want, well all I want, is someone who makes me feel like I matter.

  10. All d qualities a woman need from a man as specified here cannot be 100% each. We are all humans. Even females cannot meet all the attributes males require to keep them moving. This is a logical reasoning. BEKEE 4RM NIGERIA

  11. my relationship with a girl had broken because i had proposed her for love.what should i do ?

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  18. Wondering — did you ever get in trouble for this post? I laughed for quite a while over this. I think I must’ve been dropped on my head as a tot because there are only about 10 to 12 on that list that matter to me. Hhhmmm. So glad that you are posting regularly again but scrolling back in time and finding funny bits like this are a treat. 🙂 All the best, Lissette

  19. I am always in trouble anyway Lissette! I’m sure there is room for a male comparison piece somewhere though don’t you think! Thanks for the nice comment, it’s good to be rolling one or two articles out again.

  20. I’m sure you’re right Stuart but would a comparative piece for males have as many moving parts? (giggling)… And as for trouble — it’s great for keeping the boredom at bay.

  23. A woman plays a different roll then a man. The woman is the exalter of the love they share. The man is the one who must have control. They both must love one anouther..

  25. HI Stu, have you written an alternative gender article, titled: ‘How A Man’s Mind Works’?

    If not, perhaps I could be one of those fortunate, in providing you with first hand research material.

    Signed: Christine Jackson Straw (Ms)

  27. To me. Women feel substandard in whataver they tend to, but they always want to prove they are equal to men in all egemonies. Though their mind runs eazilly without experience or tutorring.

  28. I have never tried to control anyone,least of all my wife,we have a 50/50 relationship,I respect my wife, in all that entails. You have to work at a relationship every day,not once in a while,it seems the small thoughtful things are appreciated, more than the big stuff.
    At 63,I will play an Otis Redding or Marvin Gaye CD and we will dance(shuffle) around the living room.
    Give them the peace, love, and understanding they deserve.

  30. Hmmmmmm. These expectations are truly a beginner’s list. We men are made to serve and if some thing comes in return, it’s God grace.

  31. i tried to make a good friednd ship with a girl( age 25), bt most of the time i found that she is not happy with me bt she is happy with other guys.. what ever i try to make her happy… is nt working….. most of time i found that she talking with other guys, smiling, and having fun, bt she is silent when she is with me…. actually hw can i make her happy.. make her one of ma best friend…..???????

  35. My mind runs in a million different directions all the time, I’m always thinking about 10 different things at all times, And I’m not female, and having problems with my girl this is a hilarious eye and mind opening, fucked up, hilarious, sick, enlightening, fucked up, hilarious, closest to a look into a females mind. Moral of that visual and story is you won’t come anywhere close to satisfying, and they never know what they want for sure ever, and if they do they dont know to get it with all that bullshit going on

  36. At least all the balls are trying to get to the same place. Thank G—– for gravity ! A girl’s perspective… : – )

  37. Means women are self centre. Who on Earth can satisfy all the list? I conclude thhat women cannot be pleased.

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