Cat, waiting in the hallway after me returning home late after a first evening out for several months:
Cat: Where you think YOU’VE been young man?
Me: Aw, did you miss me?
Cat: Got any grub?
(Gives cat large bowl of Whiskas)
Cat: chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp…
Me: Was that nice then?
Cat: Meow…got anything else?
Me: How about some tuna? (serves fishy treat)
Cat: chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp…
Me: How was that?
:Cat: Bye