On The ’30p’ Trail

’30p Lee’ Anderson embarked on his World Tour of Ashfield today otherwise known as his ‘Day of Action’ – fittingly, on Red Nose Day.

’30p’ thinking about some stuff today (Image: The Spectator).

Such ancient Wonders of the World as the Hanging Gardens of Babylon and the Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt were eschewed in favour of the Morrisons car park in Kirkby in Ashfield and the Co-op in Selston as chosen points on the campaign trail.’

’30p’ was quoted as saying it was ‘good to be back in the real world’ as he toured his kingdom on the top deck of an open-top bus painted in Reform party colours. (Where’s a low bridge when you need one?)

Among the throng waiting to greet Ashfield’s spiritual leader was a dog dressed in a blue Reform-coloured jumper.

Shortly afterwards, a member of staff threatened to call the police on Mr. Anderson, should he not remove himself from the Co-op car park.

Before being forced to leave, Anderson warmly talked about ‘traditional values’, ‘bobbies on the beat’, wanting schools to be ‘good’, getting rid of this ‘woke nonsense’, ‘convincing children they’re different sexes’, ‘getting coppers to arrest people’ and of course “sorting immigration out’.

Mr. Anderson also spotted some potholes.

During proceedings, Anderson was quizzed on his wife still being a Conservative Party member and if this caused any friction in the home? Anderson replied ‘you should be able to debate and have that argument in the day, and at night time shake hands and go out for a pint.’

Ashfield’s ‘Red Wall Champion’ was due to end his Day of (right arm) Action at the Rifle Volunteer pub in Skegby.