Psychology: How a Woman’s Mind Works

How a woman’s mind works.

Have you ever wondered how the female brain functions? Study the below carefully – it’s finally explained here in one simple and easy-to-understand illustration.

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about a task that needs to be carried out, a decision that needs to be made or a problem that needs concluding. Apparently men have only two balls which it is said take up most of their thoughts.

For further information about this once-baffling subject please read on…

For the gentlemen reading this, please consider the below. A daunting list maybe but the ladies are worth it aren’t they? What’s that you say? You’d like some time to think about that that? Here we go…

A beginner’s list in what a man needs to be to make a woman happy:

1. A friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

Most important – please don’t forget to:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

Reminder: you must also:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

The following is imperative:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Nobody ever said it was going to be easy…